"Astronaut", "Princess", "Batman"... Children all dream of having a completely crazy job (which sometimes gets confused with playing their favorite hero). Recent statements by Élisabeth Borne, Minister of National Education, have therefore made internet users laugh a lot. Indeed, she explained that she is in favor of early career guidance, stating that "you have to prepare yourself, very young, well, from the start, almost from kindergarten." That's all it took to see a series of very funny tweets about X bloom, aiming to mock these crazy remarks: the 20 funniest are below!
#1
A good time to repost these kindergarten children's answers to "what do you want to do for a job?" https://t.co/3gJgNrWoDs pic.twitter.com/S0hPuGYI50
— selmo (@arobaseselmo) April 8, 2025
#2
When we have to explain to kindergarteners that Paw Patrol isn't recruiting pic.twitter.com/di8EOGKKDg https://t.co/CXSg5QyHSu
— Ana (@anainhercloud) April 8, 2025
#3
"The hardest thing is the uncertainty about our retirement," Arthur, 16 months old, told me during his nursery school internship...#Borne pic.twitter.com/viHwpkqjKQ
— Captain Merrill Stubing (@7IM37) April 10, 2025
#4
My 4 year old son wants to be Spiderman. What do I do with it? https://t.co/oBbEMSsSvz
— Olivier Truchot (@Olivier_Truchot) April 8, 2025
#5
My 5-year-old daughter wants to be a princess. Where is the box in Parcoursup? https://t.co/lyN1wcKwEb
— Maxime Ferreira (@MaxFerr35182694) April 8, 2025
#6
my career path in kindergarten was napping
— ixtab⋆ﾟ (@chatmignon__) April 8, 2025
#7
Kids in kindergarten when they go home are fed up with work pic.twitter.com/zn0VOAmoBo
— Mehdii Dz (@MehdiiiDz_) April 8, 2025
#8
Fetuses must indicate their wishes on parcoursup as soon as the embryonic stage is complete https://t.co/r2f7Mu9qiI
— (@laelgemds) April 8, 2025
#9
If you had done the job you dreamed of before fourth grade, what would you be?
— Mercredi (@coeurderelou) April 8, 2025
I would be a private detective specializing in archaeology \o/ https://t.co/hJotljbKfr
#10
Me at 3 years old thinking about whether to do humanitarian law or criminal law https://t.co/AYIrtLP35g pic.twitter.com/bngaz8AqE3
— coffee shop (@444spectres) April 8, 2025
#11
My son, 6 years old, a chartered accountant with a master's degree and 15 years of experience after a long day at work: https://t.co/eo5ki0CPcv pic.twitter.com/MqsAU2tbiE
— Prime (@gamix95) April 8, 2025
#12
My career path at that time was to be a Winx and it still hasn't happened anyway https://t.co/2vclXZDRCb
— daisyIIusion (@daisyIIusion) April 8, 2025
#13
Me when a kid tells me he wants to be Batman later (I'm about to go kill his parents) https://t.co/KEwjuC6Vpl pic.twitter.com/nb9NCVhoo3
— GAARY (@GaaryWrld) April 9, 2025
#14
If you don't agree, it's just because you lack ambition. She's right. In kindergarten, I was already hesitating between becoming Spiderman or becoming a Super Saiyan. https://t.co/fFvlyJcHjD
— Arkunir (@Arkunir) April 8, 2025
#15
The children who will learn that they cannot submit their CV to WOOPH to work with the Totally Spies pic.twitter.com/7kjetcb61T https://t.co/e60gHdKYLG
— (@sakitawla) April 8, 2025
#16
My daughter is in 3rd grade of kindergarten and still hasn't decided what she wants to do when she grows up.
— Lily Croft (@TheLilyCroft) April 9, 2025
Any other parents who have experienced this?
#17
"A pre-orientation during the first ultrasound will therefore be put in place, in order to facilitate work placements from kindergarten onwards." pic.twitter.com/1vkAYpQixN
— Polémix (@polemix) April 8, 2025
#18
In kindergarten, I wanted to ride horses and know how to talk to animals. In first grade, I also wanted to be a magician, make rainbows, and be an explorer. In short, I ended up on TV...
— Valérie Damidot (@DamidotValerie) April 8, 2025
#19
In kindergarten I wanted to be a Pokemon trainer. What do we do now? https://t.co/6fL93CBLgw
— (@rinevma) April 8, 2025
#20
#Direct ParcourSup’ announces the creation of a training program in magician-pirate-astronauts starting next year for kindergarten students.
— Le Gorafi (@le_gorafi) April 8, 2025
And you, what job did you dream of doing in kindergarten?
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