On this Monday, June 2, 2025, why not start this 23rd week of the year with joy and good humor? And for that, there's nothing better than having a laugh with the essential top 15 funniest tweets of the week. A true weekly event on Hitek, every Monday, our community managers scour the X-rated social network in search of the tweet that will make you laugh. And this week, as always, you'll be working your zygomatic muscles! On the program, Brigitte's slap to Emmanuel Macron and above all, the UEFA Champions League final with PSG's victory over Inter Milan. So if you're ready, here we go for the top 15 funniest tweets, edition 517!
#1 Yet it was just a squabble?
?￰ﾟﾇﾷ? FLASH – Emmanuel Macron unfollowed Brigitte Macron on Instagram following the slap she gave him. pic.twitter.com/oQgAeYA5Hc
— Pediavenir (@Pediavenir) May 26, 2025
#2 Satan is waiting for you at the bottom of the stairs
3bis maybe we're going to hell eh pic.twitter.com/qf31yODKv3
— miss dz kitty kalash (@arab2luxe) May 27, 2025
#3 A canteen card or a phone booth card
No, but are you serious @CreditMutuel? It looks like a canteen card. pic.twitter.com/hqgMFgT8Wm
— Croustiflex (@croustiflexZ1) May 29, 2025
#4 Kombutcha will be for next time
Ciao Kombutcha https://t.co/bURMFrKx19
— ?ï¿°ï¾ï¾ï¾´? | ?ï¿°ï¾ï¾’ï¾–?ï¿°ï¾ï¾’ﾂ?￰ﾟï¾ï¾‰ (@KumaArobase) May 29, 2025
#5 It's God who says it ;) <3
Those who still use «;)» «:)» «^^» «<3» «x)» are really good people.
— Dieu (@_dieuoff) May 29, 2025
#6 No, it's fine, don't overdo it!
You're bringing us a demonic entity, as if we didn't have enough problems with Macron https://t.co/Ob3rmcA19t
— M’⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ (@myriam5971532) May 30, 2025
#7 Turn your tongue 7 times in your mouth...
Why did I open my mouth lol pic.twitter.com/Ly9o0g16O3
— Schizophrène afeuri (@pasdesim93) May 31, 2025
#8 Damn Kylian!
?ï¿¢ï¾šï¾½ï¸ NEWS ALERT – Kylian Mbappé invaded the pitch, stark naked, in an attempt to sabotage PSG's victory. #UCLfinal
— Pediavenir (@Pediavenir) May 31, 2025
#9 To each his own, Christian, for you it's the cinema
? Christian Clavier is being sued by Logitech for unfair competition. pic.twitter.com/qSNH2UxLGG
— BFMTG (@bfm_tg) May 31, 2025
#10 We all think of Kiki
— Fédé ?￰ﾟﾇﾷ de la Lose (@FFLose) May 31, 2025
#11 All means are good!
My date stood me up and blocked me everywhere except on The Sims 4, which is trying to get him write a very salty message sul sul bitch pic.twitter.com/gQzPttn1db— pitseleh (@petite_pagaille) May 31, 2025
#12 Original as first names
I suggest:
— Moon (@Moon_ira_ou_pas) May 31, 2025
- Détournelle if it's a girl
- Fraudéric if it's a boy https://t.co/fCLtGO0uO4
#13 Life hangs by a thread sometimes
How I almost died kidnapped pic.twitter.com/Jut7UK7s7e
— syl? (@sylcine_) June 1, 2025
#14 The violence of the repartee!
Come on, my mother who sees me as gifted and who tells me "look he's 19 years old, he's at PSG"?? Mmmh my darling, Beyonce is your age too, where are you?
— adel (@edelleuh) June 1, 2025
#15 PSG's victory, the perfect excuse for the cat community
- There were about ten of them, they came in shouting "PSG European Champion", they wrecked everything, we couldn't do anything pic.twitter.com/bBoyjUBSbD
— Nini_MacBright (@Nini_MacBright) June 1, 2025
To discover the previous edition of the top 15 tweets of the week, click here.
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