Between the release of Mario Kart World and the Nintendo Switch 2, the Fête de la Musique, geopolitical crises, and the summer that arrived with great fanfare, this month of June is making its mark. And while the rain finally comes to refresh the spirits on Monday, June 23, this 520th edition of the top 15 funniest tweets of the week is the perfect opportunity to look back at the best X-rated posts from the last few days. Twitter users were particularly inspired, notably by the general distress that affected the SFR networks at the beginning of last week. A top tweet to enjoy without restraint, and to be found just below.
#1 SFR the kings
Thank you SFR for this immersive experience in the 90s. I almost asked my neighbor if he had a fax. #panne #SFR
— gfgeegerergerggg (@laloietlordre) June 16, 2025
#2 Hmm... Wow
I knew “pass from Diet Coke » « good in tenders » but then « mystery and ball of cum » I'd never heard of that before
— simple tweeters commenting on political news (@communormale) June 15, 2025
#3 Nice try
In 2017, I went to a restaurant with a girl, the bill was €70, I only had €65 in my account, I went to the bathroom, I bet €65 on odds of 1.10 to get €71.50 and I lost everything \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23
— OH FOU (@OHFOU13K) June 16, 2025
#4 ChatGPT incarnate
Damn the horror... I explained the concept of LinkedIn to the kids and I read them some ridiculous posts to illustrate and now when I come home from work there are 2 individuals aged 7 and 10 years who ask me if I was "an impactful leader today" \u26b0\ufe0f\u26b0\ufe0f\u26b0\ufe0f
— \ud83e\udd68 (@madamebretzel) June 17, 2025
#5 Shameless
I'm a philosophy teacher, I see that, I give you 0 in all conscience https://t.co/cIIilPU2DP
— Alan Woke \ud83d\udcd5\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8\ud83d\udd3b\ud83e\udd88 (@Randerm_m0y3n) June 17, 2025
#6 Dream Job
There's a guy at Nintendo, his job is to keep powering the Wii News Channel for 18 years lol https://t.co/cLLnVnYq7m
— Kusai \u2615 (@LoveYouMista3) June 19, 2025
#7 A world apart
currently in the RER B without air conditioning and I can't believe we're the 5th largest economy in the world
— sssssozinha (@nanatingzz) June 19, 2025
#8 Bitch bitch
an english couple arguing next to me... not the woman who says "look now that bitch is watching us" I think I was the bitch\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14 while I was just looking at their crying daughter in between
— @manele (@manele_dhm_) June 19, 2025
#9 RIP
I think about it every day. In 2026 Châtelet will die pic.twitter.com/7i9YS93psc
— Hiiiiiiiiii (@losefastnoshowr) June 21, 2025
#10 Journey beyond the earth
I saw Londoners in Cergy say to me “Where is Châtelet Les Halles?” » lol who are the bastards who indicated it here \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
— Rolio (@roliodepicho) June 21, 2025
#11 Prolocat
My cat brings back all the cats from neighborhood at our place so they eat the kibble? He thinks he's the savior of the people, but he's not the one paying
— esnupi (@badgaljaja) June 21, 2025
#12 Michel will succeed us all
A destroyed planet, unbreathable air, wars everywhere...
— PATHER (@patchagil) June 22, 2025
Is this the world we're going to leave to Michel Drucker?
#13 Warning: epileptic seizure
Are you playing FNAF or Mario Kart with your camera check there? https://t.co/4Pl7GPVtnI
— Smegmalina very cool (@Smegmalina) June 22, 2025
#14 Vdm
There's a guy who wanted to steal my purse tonight. He opened it and saw a packet of tissues, a box of anti-anxiety pills, and a lip liner. He closed it and apologized profusely.
— ok dude (@alorslazo2) June 21, 2025
#15 Japan > France UwU
While the shitty French deer jump on your windshield to smash your Clio 2 like Mongolians https://t.co/diJJiIMDvY
— taz (@JePreferEnRire) June 22, 2025
To discover the previous edition of the top 15 tweets of the week, click here.
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