New Monday, new top tweets. You know the drill: our community managers have selected the cream of the crop of tweets published last week on X, all neatly put together in a selection you can find a little further down. A chance to relax in this new week, and this umpteenth Monday. A lighthearted interlude to discover and enjoy without restraint, for a 509th edition of the top 15 tweets of the week, which returns to us without any particular theme. Our favorite Twitter users have shared their daily misadventures, their juicy anecdotes, their well-thought-out jokes, and even their amusing reactions. Feel free to use the comments section below to tell us which tweet you preferred.
#1 When money is no object
Ptddddrrrr I swore it's really smart there's nothing stupider than a rich person who wants to show off that they're rich https://t.co/R0HZxif5DV
— Eren.. (@hichembkhh) April 1, 2025
#2 And you age 2 years in the process
Lol you come in married, you come out divorced https://t.co/qRux4QT0oW
— Housseme (@tarovitch) April 2, 2025
#3 Don't forget your subscription
I want to sleep but I'm afraid Nintendo will come and wake me up because sleep is reserved for Nintendo Online subscribers + additional pack
— Cerise (@MistyGriotte) April 2, 2025
#4 CAF
Context: CAF has owed me 3,000 bucks for months and they've been ghosting me. This morning I'm panicking because I received a debt notification. I open the lease and: pic.twitter.com/n8SdJszsuf
— CEDRIC CRUMBLE DEPUTER (@supermarloball) April 3, 2025
#5 Best character inMario Kart World
The fucking cow from Mario kart she has the license and not me ptn
— à¶SeWi (@SeWiLaXo) April 4, 2025
#6 Early
I was right ptdrrrrr he dove again https://t.co/shUTHaJePT pic.twitter.com/rwoYziIIwP
— Remontada (@Remontada_YT) April 4, 2025
#7 Fraud
Disappointed with Emilien, I thought he was a genius... A real fraud https://t.co/FBFtjIhPKM
— guillaume (@guillaumeunthug) April 4, 2025
#8 Race for likes
Parents who put their child in the pot for likes is so crazy https://t.co/yENh1Utvtl
— Bayram (@Bay_ecom) April 5, 2025
#9 Fighter jets
PS4s during the launch of GTA 5 MDRRRRRR pic.twitter.com/W72RPquZdc
— Antony (@ANTOONY_68) April 6, 2025
#10 Weird Movie
This new Asterix looks bad pic.twitter.com/noHu24PIqb
— Nini_MacBright (@Nini_MacBright) April 6, 2025
#11 Logic
it's become a Pessi I'm going to scream https://t.co/vytAxmQzuc
— chax’s Bizarre Adventure (@chakAdemo_) April 5, 2025
#12 MacLesggy vs organic
When your youngest (7 and a half years old) explains to you that "organic is better because it's nature", "the teacher said so"
— MacLesggy (@MacLesggy) April 5, 2025
the industrialists of #bio have pulled off an extraordinary takeover bid on the minds of elementary school children to turn them into future captive consumers.
#13 Colleague Hell
- Val Kilmer is dead
— Matthieu Ruard (@nobodysmith75) April 2, 2025
- Who is he?
- He was Batman
- I only know the one with Pattinson
- Have you seen Top Gun: Maverick?
- No
- Uh... Heat?
- Never heard of it
Cinema discussions at work are always complicated
#14 Generation gap
I used the term "turbo-banger" at the dinner table in front of 75-year-old grandparents, what's my problem?
— margx vs la khâgne (@margxisme) April 6, 2025
#15 Ciao les dinos
— yxnis\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddff\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8 I don’t give a damn (@surpnm) April 5, 2025
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