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Top 15 Funniest Tweets of the Week #509

Top 15 Funniest Tweets of the Week #509

New Monday, new top tweets. You know the drill: our community managers have selected the cream of the crop of tweets published last week on X, all neatly put together in a selection you can find a little further down. A chance to relax in this new week, and this umpteenth Monday. A lighthearted interlude to discover and enjoy without restraint, for a 509th edition of the top 15 tweets of the week, which returns to us without any particular theme. Our favorite Twitter users have shared their daily misadventures, their juicy anecdotes, their well-thought-out jokes, and even their amusing reactions. Feel free to use the comments section below to tell us which tweet you preferred.

Top 15 Funniest Tweets of the Week #509

#1 When money is no object

Ptddddrrrr I swore it's really smart there's nothing stupider than a rich person who wants to show off that they're rich https://t.co/R0HZxif5DV

— Eren.. (@hichembkhh) April 1, 2025

#2 And you age 2 years in the process

Lol you come in married, you come out divorced https://t.co/qRux4QT0oW

— Housseme (@tarovitch) April 2, 2025

#3 Don't forget your subscription

I want to sleep but I'm afraid Nintendo will come and wake me up because sleep is reserved for Nintendo Online subscribers + additional pack

— Cerise (@MistyGriotte) April 2, 2025

#4 CAF

Context: CAF has owed me 3,000 bucks for months and they've been ghosting me. This morning I'm panicking because I received a debt notification. I open the lease and: pic.twitter.com/n8SdJszsuf

— CEDRIC CRUMBLE DEPUTER (@supermarloball) April 3, 2025

#5 Best character inMario Kart World

The fucking cow from Mario kart she has the license and not me ptn

— à¶SeWi (@SeWiLaXo) April 4, 2025

#6 Early

I was right ptdrrrrr he dove again https://t.co/shUTHaJePT pic.twitter.com/rwoYziIIwP

— Remontada (@Remontada_YT) April 4, 2025

#7 Fraud

Disappointed with Emilien, I thought he was a genius... A real fraud https://t.co/FBFtjIhPKM

— guillaume (@guillaumeunthug) April 4, 2025

#8 Race for likes

Parents who put their child in the pot for likes is so crazy https://t.co/yENh1Utvtl

— Bayram (@Bay_ecom) April 5, 2025

#9 Fighter jets

PS4s during the launch of GTA 5 MDRRRRRR pic.twitter.com/W72RPquZdc

— Antony (@ANTOONY_68) April 6, 2025

#10 Weird Movie

This new Asterix looks bad pic.twitter.com/noHu24PIqb

— Nini_MacBright (@Nini_MacBright) April 6, 2025

#11 Logic

it's become a Pessi I'm going to scream https://t.co/vytAxmQzuc

— chax’s Bizarre Adventure (@chakAdemo_) April 5, 2025

#12 MacLesggy vs organic

When your youngest (7 and a half years old) explains to you that "organic is better because it's nature", "the teacher said so"
the industrialists of #bio have pulled off an extraordinary takeover bid on the minds of elementary school children to turn them into future captive consumers.

— MacLesggy (@MacLesggy) April 5, 2025

#13 Colleague Hell

- Val Kilmer is dead
- Who is he?
- He was Batman
- I only know the one with Pattinson
- Have you seen Top Gun: Maverick?
- No
- Uh... Heat?
- Never heard of it

Cinema discussions at work are always complicated

— Matthieu Ruard (@nobodysmith75) April 2, 2025

#14 Generation gap

I used the term "turbo-banger" at the dinner table in front of 75-year-old grandparents, what's my problem?

— margx vs la khâgne (@margxisme) April 6, 2025

#15 Ciao les dinos

pic.twitter.com/1IgvLxW4S1

— yxnis\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddff\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8 I don’t give a damn (@surpnm) April 5, 2025

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