It's Monday. As many of us head back to work or school, it's time for the 514th edition of the top 15 funniest tweets of the week. A lighthearted way to approach this new week and this 514th edition of this weekly top tweets, marked by the news of the last week. Between the election of the new pope, the fantastic Chiaroscuro: Expedition 33, the new trailer for GTA VI, Internet users have not lacked sources of inspiration. But of course, Twitter users also arrived with their own anecdotes, always just as juicy. A 514th edition of the top 15 funniest tweets of the week to discover just below.
#1 Isn't that the case?
The educational level in France has dropped so much that many think that the vowel is the thug's wife
— Dieu (@_dieuoff) May 6, 2025
#2 The Lord of the Rings isn't a hobby??
Heard in police custody:
— Marinou (Taylor's version) (@Me_Marinou) May 6, 2025
"Do you have any hobbies?"
- Oh well, I've seen all of Lord of the Rings, yes, I love it, even The Hobbit 1, The Hobbit 2...
- No sir, I'm talking about your hobbits, not the hobbits.
- Ah..."
That will never stop making me laugh.
#3 The golden mean
Ok you shouldn't lie on your CV but not every truth is good to tell \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d pic.twitter.com/AoSq8hTkDj
— \ud83e\udd68 (@madamebretzel) May 6, 2025
#4 Logic
The tooth fairy's donations will now be subject to 20% VAT https://t.co/UyPMNupXzO
— Le Gorafi (@le_gorafi) May 6, 2025
#5 Listen to Action Man
Don't do drugs. Listen to Action Man pic.twitter.com/JZbTsG8yUP
— Joueur du Grenier (@Frederic_Molas) May 8, 2025
#6 RIP
Fallen in the ocean https://t.co/eszMyhRzFB pic.twitter.com/GMYCOjOjGq
— Awoud\ud83d\udca4 (@AwordEinstein) May 8, 2025
#7 Before obviously
Do you put the cereal before or after the cat? https://t.co/La1AOVjNVI
— ellie \u2744\ufe0f (@elliie_coptere) May 8, 2025
#8Habemus papam
— Twitchophile_Jnafi.vap (@JNAFI_) May 8, 2025
#9 Yeah
I have an alibi, don't listen to it https://t.co/3157QMpvKn
— bagnole (@bagnoIe) May 9, 2025
#10 La Peincresse?
Clair Obscur but we replace La Peintresse with La Pecresse and every year she reveals to the whole city the price of the Navigo pass
— Phedra \ud83e\udda2 (@Phedra_pi) May 9, 2025
#11 Sublime
In 4K \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udc85 pic.twitter.com/y5u2lxrTwC
— Įpsum' \ud83e\udd96 (@ipsumhh) May 10, 2025
#12 At the same time...
I accidentally posted an ad on leboncoin without putting the photos... pic.twitter.com/LK7xXyIQCO
— l\ud83c\udf49nne (@zzyoluv) May 10, 2025
#13 Expelliarmus
I wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter because he's a wizard https://t.co/TcXAcDdOUy
— liwayne (@Trineetyc_) May 10, 2025
#14 Graphic slap
I'm dead GTA 6 makes GTA 5 look like San Andreas https://t.co/Fa0kcVdBP5
— Iceberg Slim (@Doe718John) May 11, 2025
#15 Old Age
I've reached that age where I'm bothered by lights on, open doors, loud noises, and people
— Léna (@lena_epip) May 11, 2025
To discover the top tweets from last week are here.
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