Top 15 Funniest Tweets of the Week #518

It's Whit Monday, and despite it being a public holiday, our Community Managers have delved into the depths of X to find the 15 funniest tweets of the week for you. At Hitek, we don't mess around with humor! It must be said that the schedule was particularly busy this week: between the closure of three pornographic sites and the release of the Nintendo Switch 2 (our review of which can be found here), there was plenty to talk about.

#1 The torture of Tantalus in the digital age

So now PlayStation sent me Death Stranding 2 almost a month early and I'm supposed to wait until the 24th for the let's play! pic.twitter.com/4laQH9WWgX

— Hugo Délire (@HugoDelire36) June 2, 2025

#2 Soon a video sponsored by NordVPN?

It's the equivalent of September 11 for TiboInShape https://t.co/JIPijTv384

— SaintPenny (@LeSaintPenny) June 3, 2025

#3 And I'm Jay Mot

I'm going to CHOKE because you're sanitary pic.twitter.com/GoBHfTfqdn

— Lady Askor (@Askor_de_reve) June 3, 2025

#4 There are some who really don't love their children...

First names banned in France:

- Titeuf
- Fraise
- Folavril
- Nutella
- Babord
- Tribord
- Joyeux
- Patriste
- MJ
- Griezmann-Mbappé
- Clitorine
- Mini-Cooper
- Anal
- Dilleur
- Jihad
- Fleur de Marie
- Manhattan
- Marie-Automne
- Bénéfice
- Délaissé
- Gentil
-...

— 75 Secondes (@75secondes) June 3, 2025

#5 He looks more and more like Lucius

In my entire life I've never seen a guy who refuses to move on like that https://t.co/3gO52PqD9S

— Portgas D. Ate (@Stacytrouille_) June 5, 2025

#6 Enough to make the French government bend?

FLASH | One of the reasons for Kylian Mbappé's poor form this evening is the blocking of pornographic sites, which worries him and is occupying part of his thoughts. (Le Parisien) pic.twitter.com/K8G1fxHoIt

— BiteFootball (@_BiteFootball) June 5, 2025

#7 We need psychological support units

I'm outside, I ran away from the table. I can't cope. I can't. I'm all alone crying because damn it, Pornhub is blocked and I feel like I'm dying. pic.twitter.com/XFi4LRd2O0

— Pediavenir (@Pediavenir) June 5, 2025

#8 Hard to see anything else now

When it said it looked like Discord jsjjdjdjdjs I think it's one of the biggest tweets on the network

#9 At the same time, the era was more beautiful than ours...

Ptddddrr he doesn't want to move from 2012, honestly, respect pic.twitter.com/6gItn80lV5

— chax's Bizarre Adventure (@chakAdemo_) June 6, 2025

#10 A future Nobel Prize

My 19-month-old son puts his green beans in his glass, and then cries saying they are wet. That's good, it won't cost us much in studies.

— Héloïse (@noiseofheloise) June 6, 2025

#11 At her age, Elisabeth Borne was preparing her internship report

instead of looking for an apprenticeship, you're joking https://t.co/FHNI4xLfob

— (@halilxvb) June 6, 2025

#12Charlie Chaplin in Public Opinion

In black/white and without sound, it looks like Charlie Chaplin. This guy is so funny. https://t.co/f8e1WkQaxz pic.twitter.com/xKdGD3Rjla

— Jason Burne (@Monty_Brogan69) June 6, 2025

#13 We have to wait for the Nintendo Switch 2 OLED it seems

Not great Switch 2 pic.twitter.com/ii0vXhKg9l

— Patrick Baud (@patrick_baud) June 7, 2025

#14 Who remembers the time when Netflix didn't cost a kidney a year?

Like your rates https://t.co/z49xDyj3RU

— sarapelle (@fakty_pravda) June 7, 2025

#15 Vinted, the outpost of the Dark Web

this is it vinted....? pic.twitter.com/KjcwZBLAAf

— Cel . (@s4ihly44) June 7, 2025

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